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Doctor: You've got an incurable blood disease.
Me: So, how long do I have?
Doctor: I really cant say. It's in the advanced stages. We don't know a lot about it.
Me: So months? years?
DOCTOR
Me: Weeks?
Doctor: More like weeks.
ME
Doctor: Like I said, we don't know much about this one. So it could be years.
Me: Thanks. Oh by the way I won't be able to pay you until next month
DOCTOR
Me: Is that a problem.
Doctor: I think you've got Months ahead of you.
ME