Tuesday, April 30, 2013

I Never SAID

I have standards
I won't fuck everything that walks upright and has a penis
Just because we had sex on the first date does not mean there will be a second.

I threw my legs up too soon
I do have standards
There isn't enough money in Bill Gates savings account to make me love you

I didn't realize how ugly you were until you opened your mouth
Close it so we can get through this tryst
I do have standards.

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